No Surprise Here

At approximately 8:30 this morning the computer left the UPS center for delivery. It is now 6:30 in the evening and no UPS delivery person has been here.
According to the UPS website they package is still "out for delivery". To where, UPS? Timbuktu?
I fear that it will not be arriving at my house any time soon. They can't find my house in the bright sunshine I doubt that they will be able to find my house now that it is dark. And to make things worse, the porch light is burned out.
I think I am going to start asking people I buy things from if they can use the US Postal Service. At least when they don't wish to deliver things to my house they leave me a note in my mailbox saying go and pick it up at the post office.