Wrong Game?

I love playing Texas Hold 'Em online. I can zip through 50 thousand dollars in nothing flat most days. I'm not a good poker player LOL
I watch the guys on television play poker and I have to wonder how they can stand it. They take too long to make up their minds, endlessly playing with their chips and staring at their opponents. Just play the game, already!
Most of these tournaments go on for days before the television ones are shown so I guess you really must be a patient person to put up with all that.
Besides the patience part, I'd go crazy in one of those tournaments. I never see those people drinking anything except bottled water (yuck) and I never see them smoking, even when they are playing in Vegas where smoking in the casino is allowed. I'd be a fish out of water without my coffee and cigarettes LOL
I guess I'll skip the limelight of television tournaments and just stick to playing online.