Surf's Up, Dude

Today is hot and humid here in the desert. It rained a little yesterday and today we all pay the price for that small cooling off from the heat. I'm not one of those that deals with with humidity, hence why I live in the desert. But for some reason when I am at the beach I feel just fine. Maybe it's the saltwater air that makes it all okay. Or, maybe it's the hot chicks in their swimwear.
One thing is for certain as far as the beach goes, you must, absolutely must, wear the right clothing. You don't want people pointing at you behind your back and giggling. That stinks!
You need something that says you belong at that beach and you fit in with the beach crowd. Some shorts like these perhaps:

Something that is genuine surf clothing. Shorts like those, a tank top if you need a shirt, a cap to keep the sun out of your face (and help you look at the girls) and you fit right in and no one will be giggling.
Remember though, bring your sunscreen. You are not going to look good in those shorts if you are sunburned!